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Dear Mrs Emlen and Ladies and Gentlemen,
I'm writing in hopes of obtaining 2 issues
of your newly formed organizations "Fun(d)" Raiser - The
Full Vermonty Calendar. I saw the picture in the local newspaper and
loved it.
I had read about the "English Ladies" one - But wasn't successful
in figuring out how to get one!
I laughed + I know my Grandmother would get a laugh out of it too
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She's 86!
And we could ALL use a good Laugh!!
When I read about the "Women's Calendar" I thought it
would be fun to do, too in "My Hometown" - But I NEVER
DID MENTION IT TO ANYONE.
I would just "think about it" every once
in awhile., while hanging clothes out on the clothesline (that would
have been my Chosen Pose) (I didn't think my "Tops" Group
would Go Along with it)!!
Hey, I know - The "Left-over"
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guys that couldn't get in this year
could do a Calendar for NEXT YEAR -
Men doing Household Chores (nearly naked)
Cooking Dinner
Dishes
Vacuuming
Cleaning the Toilet
Dusting
Changing Baby's Diaper
(There's January to July right there)! "Out in the Garden,
weeding.....Taking the garbage out.....walking the Dogs - (WHATEVER)
Cutting the Grass.....Painting the Barn + Plowing the Fields. Who
says only the Women in Hollywood can show up half-dressed
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to "earn" more "recognition"
and money!!
I love giving to a "Good Cause" - I would buy your Calendar
every year if you made one!! (I hope you do a women one too)
So anyway - Have Fun and I hope your Town makes Tons
of Money for the Community Center. (P.S. I live on the northern
border of N. York - I've been through - to Vermont on the way to
Old Orchard Beach, Me. - But Maybe "Some year" I'll come
and stay at "Curtis Pond" instead! (where the "Famous
MEN with the canoe stood)
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Well. enough - of silly Babbling -
You'll probably be swamped with orders by now - once this hits the
Press - Look out!
If you just took the pictures - I have no idea when your calendar
will make it to print - But PLEASE send me an ORDER FORM or whatever
I need - I'll send "prepaid" postage - priority envelope
so you can mail it - Okay?
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So however many you were going to print
- Please Print 2 more so my grandmother and I can have one - Okay?
Her husband died 5 years ago - and she's a sweetie - and I know
"She would die laughing" if I gave her the calendar as
a gift - and as for myself - my life is pretty dull + boring....and
sometimes just a "good picture" or a "good quote"
Gets ME through the Day....
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Fun & Laughter!
"Good Luck" - But Look out...
the calendar....as the saying goes....
"Could Put Calais On The Map"!!!!
P.S. - (I love the canoe picture....) But.."probably" cause
I always wished I owned a Boat -!!!
especially since I only live 5 miles from the St. Lawrence River
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Maybe someday! For now... the
picture is cute. I've enclosed a self-addressed stamped envelope -
for now - so please send an order form so I can place my order - Before
they're all gone!
Good Luck to Your Town-Cause
Sincerely,
A Fan from
Lisbon, NY
13658
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